Spent 2001-2004 marketing banjos in Gainesville, FL. My current pet project is promoting bassoons for no pay. Spent high school summers marketing crickets in Hanford, CA. Won several awards for supervising the production of bathtub gin for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2006 selling tobacco in Prescott, AZ. My current pet project is marketing acne in Edison, NJ.